Monday, October 1, 2007

Who Wants To Be An Evil Minion?

Recently someone asked if a donation qualifies them to be a minion.


Anyone who donates is an automatic honorary minion. To reach henchman level, once the lair is purchased, you'll actually have to come out to the lair and help work on the remodel.

So, becoming an official henchman (or henchwoman), will require a trip out to the lair and putting in at least one weekend of physical labor.

But you can become an honorary evil minion for a donation of as little as $1. If you donate more than $10, I'll e-mail you a certificate.


Joan said...

Oh, Greg, how long I've waited for an opportunity like this !

For various reasons and recent events, I am a Michigan Mal-content. Additional incentive is constant but kindly meant haranguing from my nephew ( I will always be considered hopeless until I get rid of my mini-van.

As you might surmise from recent news reports, a Michigan Mal-content is also hopelessly broke, but I hereby offer my services as a housekeeper/gourmet cook/baker extrodinaire, free of charge to you and your wife for as long as I so live. All you will have to do is pay the supply bill.

I even have an idea that might help persuade your wife into accepting this venture. I can turn one of the rooms into a glorious tropical island - have palm tree, will travel. Again your only expense will be for the needed supplies and equipment (lagoon-type pool/spa/etc.) needed

If you are successful in this venture, and are interested in accepting my offer, I will immediately trade in my mini-van for a golf cart, again at no expense to you.

By the way, I don't want to put any restrictions into this offer that would in any way cause me to be knocked out of the running, but is there any chance there might be an old but still operable missile laying around "just in case"?

Good luck and keep me posted. I must now go send a 'thank you' note to for letting me know about this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Minion 1 said...

Dear Greg.
Holy Shit Read this, I have just Completed a Minion Tv film
And they look Ahell alot like yours.
I happen to view your image on Google with the search of minion.
and checked your site after and whats funny is my name is Greg.